Kimean

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering


pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers


I’m a hot mess minus the hot


hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: sprout)


hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08)


they did it on mythbusters
- someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

vinebox:

short nigga but my..

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)


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